Five little piggies All went out to eat, Which for little pigs Is always a treat. Two piggies had trout And two pigs had brim. The fifth said water Was enough for him. Three pigs ate whole pies, One ate a quarter. The littlest pig Drank only water. The waiter’s comment, “It’s so weird, I […]
Entries from June 2025 ↓
(Click on a title to see the full entry with graphics.)
Wee Wee Wee
June 30th, 2025 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Growing Pains
June 29th, 2025 — Life with Children
No matter what the doctors say The one thing that a mother knows, Children’s growth spurts always occur Just after you’ve bought them new clothes!
Baby TJ
June 28th, 2025 — Special Poems
This poem was written per request of TJ’s grandmother, Dr. Peggy Conner.
The Marriage Counselor’s Advice
June 27th, 2025 — Married Life
They told the marriage counselor All of their irks and all their woes woes. How they’d stayed this long together I don’t think anybody knows. Then the counselor grabbed the wife He held her tight and then he kissed her; A very long and passionate kiss, Not the kind he’d give his sister! Then he […]
It’s Just the Way I Talk
June 26th, 2025 — Life with Children
Mama says I talk too loud, That my talking hurts her ears. She says if I don’t tone down, She’ll be deaf in two more years. Grandpa says I talk too low And that I tend to mumble. He says when I talk so low, My words are one big jumble. Teacher says I talk […]
