They told the marriage counselor
All of their irks and all their woes woes.
How they’d stayed this long together
I don’t think anybody knows.

Then the counselor grabbed the wife
He held her tight and then he kissed her;
A very long and passionate kiss,
Not the kind he’d give his sister!

Then he told the startled husband
“I’ve demonstrated what wives seek,
Your marriage can be easily fixed,
If she gets this three times a week.”

The husband said, “Doc I’m willing
I’ll do anything that you say.
I’ll bring her by three times a week
Any particular time of day?”