Entries from April 2025 ↓

She asked me for my help, She needed to sell her car. It had 250,000 Miles on it so far. With so many miles on it, No one would even look. She said she had to sell it No matter what it took. So I turned her mileage back To 50,000 miles, Using a special […]

Jeremy holds his fork Just like a big boy now. When he sat by Grandpa His grandpa showed him how. Trinket used to like it Under Jeremy’s chair ‘Cause there was lots of food Jeremy dropped down there. She found carrots, beans and peas And little bits of meat. When he came to visit Trinket […]

He had been criticizing his wife About the excess weight she carried, But quickly said, “Without your glasses, You still look like the girl I married.” So she took her glasses off and said, “You know, what you say is really true Because when I take my glasses off You look like the boy I […]

Two little goldfish, Who lived in a bowl, They thought that their home Was the universe whole. “Do you believe in God?”, One fish asked the other, For neither was taught By father or mother. Then answered the son, Or was it the daughter? “Of course there’s a God, He changes our water.” Perspective, is […]

My sister called, from shopping. She had car trouble again. The way my sis treats that car Has got to be a major sin. Exasperated, I asked “What’s wrong now, for goodness sakes?” She said she just discovered That her didn’t have any brakes! I said I would pick her up And asked where her […]