She asked me for my help,
She needed to sell her car.
It had 250,000
Miles on it so far.

With so many miles on it,
No one would even look.
She said she had to sell it
No matter what it took.

So I turned her mileage back
To 50,000 miles,
Using a special wrench
And an old mechanic’s wiles.

When I saw her one week later,
I asked if she had sold it yet.
She said she loved her old car,
She wouldn’t sell it on a bet.

And besides, the blonde gal said,
With her best of girly smiles,
“It’s too good of a car to sell,
It’s only got 50,000 miles!”