Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep With a note no bank would carry. She kept one lamb That she called Sam And she gave it to Mary.
Entries from February 2025 ↓
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Little Bo Peep
February 12th, 2025 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
The Solution
February 11th, 2025 — Married Life
She said, “The neighbors’ dogs Are driving me crazy. Don’t they hear them barking, Or are they just lazy?” “Don’t they know their two dogs, In their yard, bark all night?” Then she said, getting up, “They’re asking for a fight.” The dogs were still barking As she got back in bed. “I guess that […]
Consider the ‘Possum
February 10th, 2025 — Consider...
Consider the ‘possum, About whom much is said. When life gets too tedious, Mrs. ‘Possum plays dead. She carries her children All around, in her pouch. When they kick and they fight, It has got to be OUCH! But when climbing in trees, And her four feet all fail, And most others would fall, She […]
Service of the King
February 9th, 2025 — Church Humor
Pastor Johnson caught up with him, While he was walking down the street, And he tapped him on the shoulder, “You’re just the man I hoped to meet.†“When you came to church on Christmas, I saw how much you loved to sing. So I would like to sign you up To join the service […]
The Bicycle
February 8th, 2025 — Church Humor
Pedro wanted a bike as bad as he could want. The other boys all had one, as they were quick to taunt. He’d say a prayer each day at his grandma’s little shrine. “Dear Jesus, won’t you give me a bike that’s really mine?” He even wrote a letter and gave it to the priest. […]

