Entries from October 2024 ↓

God said, “Noah, let’s take a walk. You and I have got to talk”. The way God looked made Noah wonder; His eyes were lightning, his voice was thunder. “They’ve changed my laws to fit their needs And changed the way my Bible reads. I made the female and the male But now the difference […]

“A fork?” the preacher said, condescension in his voice, “Of all your earthly goods, a fork’s to be your choice?” She had asked him for a visit, for she was going to die; They had talked about her service, how she wanted none to cry. She would be in her church dress, with a fork […]

Of all my students, he stood out, ‘Cause he was kind of weird. He had orange hair and holey clothes And a thin and straggly beard. That kind of kid, when I was young, We used to call a hippie. His talk was strange his ways were brash, You might say he was lippy. Well, […]

The aliens had landed… It was all over TV! On all of the news channels, The only thing you could see. They were strange looking creatures But nobody seemed to mind. They said they’d come here to learn How to best serve mankind. Then the scholars among them Had landed here for a look. What […]

My daddy was a famous man, He was famous for his snores. Companies came to test how well They made their soundproof doors. His snores have caused earthquakes to start And caused tectonic plates to drift. And we were sure my Daddy’s snores Had caused the continents to shift. The night he died he snored […]