Entries from October 2024 ↓

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Ice-Cream Man

He seemed a nice and friendly man When first I went into his store. I saw a list of flavors there And said, “Don’t you have any more?” He asked, “What flavors do you want?” And claimed that he had quite a few. “I have a brand new peppermint, Pistachio and honey dew.” “I have […]

Doing Time

Us little kids all need lawyers, Especially when it’s time for bed. One to negotiate the terms; How many stories to be read. ‘Cause if I had a good lawyer, I could stay up late at night. I’m always first to go to bed And I am sure that isn’t right. Some nights I try […]

Mule Math

The old man was going to die But first he thought he’d have some fun. He had seventeen high priced mules. He’d leave several to each son. His oldest son, his favorite, He’d leave most of the mules to him. He chuckled as he wrote his will, Half of the seventeen for Jim. His middle […]

Aidan

When Aidan was born He looked at the sky, He looked at his mom And then he asked, “Why?” Tell Aidan the truth Or tell him a lie, Aidan will always Just have to know why. Tell him a ‘possum Can’t learn how to fly. He’ll want to see proof And he’ll ask you, “Why?” […]

The Boat

God said, “Noah, let’s take a walk. You and I have got to talk”. The way God looked made Noah wonder; His eyes were lightning, his voice was thunder. “They’ve changed my laws to fit their needs And changed the way my Bible reads. I made the female and the male But now the difference […]