“A fork?” the preacher said, condescension in his voice, “Of all your earthly goods, a fork’s to be your choice?” She had asked him for a visit, for she was going to die; They had talked about her service, how she wanted none to cry. She would be in her church dress, with a fork […]
Entries from October 2024 ↓
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The Fork
October 19th, 2024 — Church Humor
Benefactors
October 17th, 2024 — General Humor
The aliens had landed… It was all over TV! On all of the news channels, The only thing you could see. They were strange looking creatures But nobody seemed to mind. They said they’d come here to learn How to best serve mankind. Then the scholars among them Had landed here for a look. What […]
New Fur Coat
October 15th, 2024 — Quickies
I surprised my wife with a new fur coat She chased me out the door! You’d think she’d never seen a man In a new fur coat before.
My Cool Brother
October 14th, 2024 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Mom made me baby-sit my brother “Don’t let him get too hot” Mom said, So why did she get mad at me When I dumped water on his head?
No Such Things as Ghosts
October 13th, 2024 — Poems for Children
“There are no such things as ghosts. It’s all in your stupid head!” I told my little brother, As we got ready for bed. “There are no such things as ghosts.” And I made it very clear. “It’s stupid to believe in ghosts, So you have nothing to fear.” He pointed under his bed, We […]
