Entries from August 2024 ↓

He was a tax collector, The very best of the best, For he collected taxes Overlooked by all the rest. So, just why should he report All the tax he collected? The coins he kept for himself Would never be detected. One night a thief found the coins, A right goodly pile of loot, In […]

If you have a pet That you care for at all, Be sure that its home Hasn’t gotten too small. Pets need lots of room To frolic and rest, And every pet needs To have room for a guest.

Bubba saw the advertisement And he thought he’d like to buy it. It would save him lots of money So he was going to try it. The clerk said, “It’s a toilet brush. It’s used to help you keep it clean.” Now old Bubba had a toothbrush But a toilet brush he’d not seen. He […]

My buddy and I, For that’s what I thought, Had a string of fish That we had both caught. We’d heard the stories, About a big bear, As big as a car But we didn’t care. We’d flown in by plane To this little stream, An old guide had called A fisherman’s dream. Then we […]

With so great a wealth He just couldn’t die. No one can bribe God But he wanted to try. He’d heard of people Making deals with the Devil, So why not deal On a much higher level? He knew he was old He was in bad health. He had to decide What to do with […]