Bubba saw the advertisement
And he thought he’d like to buy it.
It would save him lots of money
So he was going to try it.

The clerk said, “It’s a toilet brush.
It’s used to help you keep it clean.”
Now old Bubba had a toothbrush
But a toilet brush he’d not seen.

He hadn’t had the brush too long,
When he returned it to the store.
He liked toilet paper better,
‘Cause the brush kinda made him sore!