Entries from July 2024 ↓

“Oh, no,” he said to his little girl, “That light was red, and I drove right through!” “Well it must be all right,” she told him, “‘Cause the cop behind us did it too!”

As Jake and his son were driving one night Around in a Texas state park They happened upon a Texas game warden Broke down and alone in the dark. Old Jake decided that he’d rub it in To a man that he’d grown to dislike. So he stopped and he said to the government man, […]

I spread them out Across the floor. An empty box, There were no more. I looked again, It wasn’t there; So what to do, It’s just not fair. Instructions plain, No way to beat them. If it’s broken, You can not eat them. These grownup rules, Sometimes aren’t real. I checked once more, There was […]

“You are a most unusual man,” She said holding on to his hand “You look just like my third husband, You’re so tall, and handsome, and tanned.” He said, “That’s a nice thing to say,” Although he thought it to be true. “How many husbands have you had?” She said, “Well, so far, only two!”

Since Keith lost his two front teeth, Things he says don’t sound the same. We all think that it is funny; Keith can’t even say his name. All of us now call him Keef (That is what he says his name is). That big gap in his top teeth Is where he says the blame […]