Entries from May 2024 ↓

I was sitting at a light Feeling kind of bored, When a guy drove up beside me In a plain old common Ford. Now a Ford just isn’t one Of my favorite cars of choice. I was waiting for the light Sitting there in my Rolls Royce. Then the guy who owned the Ford Began […]

“It’s time to go,” the Father said, As they all gathered at the gate. They’ve been expecting us for years And now we shouldn’t make them wait. The Son had all the maps and charts, Taken from the Heavenly crypt. Everything was going perfect According to the ancient script. The extravaganza was well planned, The […]

The day we got married I told you so… If anything changes You’ll be first to know.

Yesterday I met a man, While I was going for a walk. He had bananas in his ears So I stopped to have a talk. “You have bananas in your ears. Is it for some kind of dare? Or have you just forgotten That you stuck bananas there?” This, to me, was very weird And […]

This year I’d give my dear wife Her bestest birthday ever And anything she would want Would be my sole endeavor. She thought that I was joking, ‘Cause she said with wifely grin, “If it’s anything I want, Then make me a six again.” I woke her up next morning, Just a little after dawn, […]