Entries from April 2024 ↓

“Grandma brought us water pistols!” My two sons screamed with wild delight And then they ran of happily To start their water pistol fight. I said, “We had water pistols, Don’t you recall what you went through When we almost drove you crazy?” Mom smiled and said, “Of course I do!”

He called his landlord on the phone “The roof leaks over my table, You need to come here and fix it Just as soon as you are able.” “Just how do you know there’s a leak?” The tightwad landlord was quick to ask, He was not at all looking forward To such an expensive task. […]

Clematus was a backwoods’ boy, He was back woodsy as they get. I watched his youthful eyes grow wide When first he saw a TV set. He was running through the hotel Where each new wonder brought him glee. Then he brought a cup of water And, happily, handed it to me. I drank it […]

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.

His neighbor was important And he knew all the elite. He was always quick to brag About someone he would meet. He told Simon of the stars That he hobnobbed with each day, That when he went to eat out, How they wouldn’t let him pay. Simon was a common man Who worked hard for […]