Entries from July 2023 ↓

I have a friend who’s really weird, He lives ‘way down on Crazy Street. He has twelve fingers on his hands, And also twelve toes on his feet. His neck is long, His chin pokes out, And when he talks He tends to shout. One eye is blue, The other brown, A pointed nose That’s […]

I can tell when I’m in trouble; The way Mom calls is not the same. ‘Cause when she’s angry that’s the time She tends to use my entire name. My mom should have considered that When she named me what she did. Why not a simple name like Jon Or Tom or Harry or maybe […]

I am the world’s best cowboy, I am the best of the best. I’ll sit tall in the saddle, I’ll ride old trails in the west. I’ll rope the meanest wild bulls. I’ll ride like the wind all day And when I’ve roped all the bulls, I’ll feed my horse lots of hay. I’m going […]

I am the only me you see, There’s just one me and me alone. The line is busy when I try To call me on my telephone. But there are lots and lots of you And just one me, now is that fair? I need a mirror to see me, To brush my teeth and […]

My mommy said to me “You’re dirty as a pig.” When I find a mud hole, I always like to dig. So she called me Pig Pen. I was muddy ’cause it rained. Names never bother me, But I think a pig complained. My wife likes Precious Moments figurines. I saw one the other day […]