Entries from July 2002 ↓

Here I am rocking the laundry,
And I am thinking that “Maybe,
If I am rocking the laundry
Then I should look for the baby!”

For our twenty fifth anniversary I took my wife to Spain. That I truly love my wife Certainly must be very plain.
For our fiftieth anniversary I have plans for doing better. To surprise my lovely wife, I’m going back to Spain to get her.

One thing that makes a [...]

It is said that in every life A little rain must fall, But who’s the wise guy up there That decided I should get it all?

I hope you didn’t take it wrong Last weekend, when I threw you out. When I feel so overjoyed I sometimes tend to rant and shout.
Your bright orange and red spiked haircut Just surely has to be the best. The terrible things that I said, You now must know, were said in jest. [...]

My doc said I should exercise, Start lifting weights was his advice. I went down to the grocery store And there I bought some bags of rice.
At first I bought a ten-pound bag And I also bought a twenty. Then I bought a fifty-pound bag To make sure that I had [...]