Here I am rocking the laundry, And I am thinking that “Maybe, If I am rocking the laundry Then I should look for the baby!”
Entries from July 2002 ↓
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Super Mom
July 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Anniversary Surprise
July 1st, 2002 — Married Life
For our twenty fifth anniversary I took my wife to Spain. That I truly love my wife Certainly must be very plain. For our fiftieth anniversary I have plans for doing better. To surprise my lovely wife, I’m going back to Spain to get her. One thing that makes a humorous poem funny is a […]
Hannah’s Black Cloud
July 1st, 2002 — Quickies
It is said that in every life A little rain must fall, But who’s the wise guy up there That decided I should get it all?
Dear Future Son-in-Law
July 1st, 2002 — Poems for Grownups
I hope you didn’t take it wrong Last weekend, when I threw you out. When I feel so overjoyed I sometimes tend to rant and shout. Your bright orange and red spiked haircut Just surely has to be the best. The terrible things that I said, You now must know, were said in jest. And […]
My Exercise
July 1st, 2002 — General Humor
My doc said I should exercise, Start lifting weights was his advice. I went down to the grocery store And there I bought some bags of rice. At first I bought a ten-pound bag And I also bought a twenty. Then I bought a fifty-pound bag To make sure that I had plenty. At first […]