Entries from February 2001 ↓

“You are so forgetful”, Matt yelled at poor old Mabel. She had forgotten her purse Back on the restaurant table. He had berated her Those twenty long miles back. “You’re the dumbest in the world. You’re one pancake short a stack.” Then they pulled up in front, Mabel and old grouchy Matt, “Now go get […]

Last night I heard my mother say That I am a gifted child. I thought it must be something good Because I saw that mother smiled. I thought that I would brag a bit So I told my older brother. I asked him just what gifted meant, And why it so please our mother. He […]

There would be a celebration; A child would soon be born. All of the angels would be there, Even Gabriel with his horn. But the child asked the Creator, “Why must I be sent to Earth? I am so completely helpless, Why must I experience birth?” God said, “There will be an angel To be […]

I got motorbike car for my wife. It was one of them fancy kind. I asked a few of my buddies And this was the best deal I could find. But now I know I could’a done better. It’s just my stupid luck. My neighbor down the road a piece Said he would’a swapped me […]

It was a fatal mistake to attempt the mountain pass. Now he couldn’t see the road through his icy windshield glass. Then when he killed his engine, terror filled his stricken heart. Next his battery went dead and his engine wouldn’t start. Once, he had been a Christian so he knew how he should pray. […]