Entries from June 2000 ↓

I thought it was the salesman’s foot, I couldn’t shut the stupid door. I gave it a much harder slam But it bounced back like before. What kind of man would use his foot And suffer pain in such a way? I slammed again, I’d break the thing, Intent to ruin this salesman’s day. I […]

I sneezed a snoze Into the air. It fell to earth I know not where But it was such a great relief That I didn’t break my teef.

It was somewhere around midnight When the dumb phone began to bleep. The loud ring startled me awake, Out of a deep and pleasant sleep. “Good buddy would you be so kind To let me talk to my friend Lee?” I said, “I am not your buddy And no one else lives here but me.” […]

As I was walking through the woods At a careless rambling pace. I ran into a spider web And it stuck on to my face. I stood with goo stuck tight to me All thoughts of happy hiking gone. So much depended on one fact Which side of the web was the spider on? There […]

My wife says I’m a safety nut And I guess she’s probably right. Lying in my hospital bed I know that I must look a sight. Doc says I broke three of my ribs, Also my leg, big toe and arm. Also to my epidermis I did lots of abrasive harm. I was repairing an […]