I thought it was the salesman’s foot,
I couldn’t shut the stupid door.
I gave it a much harder slam
But it bounced back like before.

What kind of man would use his foot
And suffer pain in such a way?
I slammed again, I’d break the thing,
Intent to ruin this salesman’s day.

I gave the door a mighty push,
That’s when I heard the salesman say,
“Before you slam your door again,
Best get your cat out of the way!”


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