Entries from March 1999 ↓

Yesterday, at half past two, I ran right out of things to do. Although you think of it a crime, I sat me down to force some rhyme. When Ogden did it, I am told, All his poems were quickly sold. But you told me in terms so certain, My attempts are truly hurtin’. You […]

God looked down and saw his sadness And He said, “Son, don’t despair. Just because you weren’t made welcome, When you tried to worship there.” “They are a very pious bunch, And careful of whom they let in. They’ve no love or room for sinners, They’re always quick to judge one’s sin.” “Oh, they don’t […]

Nine-one-one got the frantic call, It came a tad before midnight. His wife was having a baby She was screaming with all her might. They asked him for his street number He said, “It’s four oh four oh five.” They asked, “What’s the name of the street?” He said, “It’s Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator couldn’t […]

When the purser said this morning That all my passengers changed planes. I knew for sure when that happens That the management complains. Just why my passengers all changed, I simply didn’t have a clue. ‘Cause I’m always very helpful And I make sure my crew is too. Today a blind man came aboard, The […]

He bragged to his drinking buddies How he always controlled his wife. How he had been the one in charge Throughout their entire married life. He said, “She came to me on hands and knees, After our argument last night. To see your wife crawling towards you Is not a very pretty sight!” “What did […]