Category: Quickies

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Kangaroo Mother

I asked a kangaroo mother Why she hates a rainy day, She said because her babies Have to stay inside and play.

Shark

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Is that its bite is Much worse then its bark!

My Doctor’s Scale is Wrong!

My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!

Imported Brands

I really must be important! When I got my hospital bill, It seems that every doctor there Had treated me while I was ill! While cotton swabs and aspirin, And lotions for my feet and hands, Showed no expenses had been spared, They must have used imported brands!

Ladies First

“Ladies first” Goes back a ways, To prehistoric Caveman days. When cavemen first Became aware, They’d not invented Underwear.