Category: Quickies

I asked a kangaroo mother Why she hates a rainy day, She said because her babies Have to stay inside and play.

One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Is that its bite is Much worse then its bark!

My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!

I really must be important! When I got my hospital bill, It seems that every doctor there Had treated me while I was ill! While cotton swabs and aspirin, And lotions for my feet and hands, Showed no expenses had been spared, They must have used imported brands!

“Ladies first” Goes back a ways, To prehistoric Caveman days. When cavemen first Became aware, They’d not invented Underwear.