Category: Quickies

Rain falls on the just and the unjust. Today, a very unjust fella Made sure it fell only on the just, When he walked off with my umbrella! There are many quotations that are falsely attributed to the Bible. Some of them are pretty gross. Two of the ones that can be mentioned, in a […]

She read that cigarettes Cause cancer in lab mice. She keeps hers in a mouse-proof box To protect them from her vice.

I pity the chimpanzee, The day that Tarzan finds, It was he that put the grease On one of Tarzan’s vines.

Grandma drives like lightning, It makes us ill at ease. It’s not that Grandma drives so fast She just hits lots of trees.

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.