When you look at the damage That the caterpillar did, To your beautiful plants, don’t cry. He’ll pay for the damage in a week or so With a beautiful butterfly.
Category: Quickies
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Butterfly
April 7th, 2007 — On a Serious Note, Quickies
Card Cheat
March 1st, 2007 — Poems for Grownups, Quickies
“Why don’t you play cards With your friends any more?” The wife asked her husband, As he went out the door. “Would you play with someone Who cheats when they play?” “Of course not”, said his wife. He said, “Neither will they.”
My Best Friend
December 20th, 2006 — Poems for Grownups, Quickies
My wife ran off with my best friend After someone saw her kiss him. I don’t know just where they went But I’m really going to miss him!
Upon Writing My 1,000th Poem
November 7th, 2006 — A Writer's Life, Quickies
How many poems do you have to write Before you call yourself a poet? How many poems do you have to write Before they’re so good you know it? How many poems do you have to write Before agents beat down your door? How many poems do you have to write? I guess I’d better […]
Turkeylamb
October 15th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
Our pretty hen turkey named Sam Fell in love with our neighbor’s old ram Their offspring suspicious Were really delicious For Thanksgiving we had turkeylamb.
