Category: Poems for Grownups

“The procedure’s an easy one, And you will do quite well”, she said. The nurse was speaking quietly While standing there beside my bed. “I know that this will be your first And this procedure isn’t fun, You know you’ll be a better man Once this operation has been done.” Had she addressed those words […]

When I read about this couple, It becomes quite clear to me… Which one wore the plants In that first family.

Our kitty ate The ‘puter mouse And now controls Our wireless house. It’s strange to see Her sitting there, Her silly look Her stupid stare. She’s mastered all The bits and bytes. She opens doors And turns off lights. And poor old Spot Could not be saved ‘Cause Kitty had Him microwaved. But then at […]

I kissed Lee Ann, Jane and Floe. I’ve kissed all the girls I know. So when I met Peggy Sue, I asked if I could kiss her too. “I said my name is Billy J. and I will kiss you if I may.” She said her name was Peggy Sue and kissing me she’d never […]

Writing your first book is so traumatic; Finding a publisher is the worst. I think I’ve solved the problem; I’m writing my second book first.