Category: Poems for Grownups

He had a bad day at the shop, It was the worst day of his life. He could hardly wait to get home For some sympathy from his wife. But when he had tried to tell her, That’s when things got a little terse… Because after he untied her She claimed her day had been […]

I read the sign’s warning When I got to the park. “Please, BEWARE OF THE BEARS, Don’t go out after dark.” “The best way to scare bears, We have found never fails, Tourists are all advised To wear little round bells.” I went over and asked The first ranger I found, “So just how can […]

I’ve found a way to get things done, There is really nothing to it. The only thing you have to do Is forbid your kids to do it!

Old Brother Bill is standing up, About to testify again. The way he brags about himself I know it’s got to be a sin. Sister Smith is getting anxious, She is going to stand up too. She’ll talk about how hard life is and what the devil made her do. Then we’ll hear from Sister […]

A young wife asked her new husband, “Will you run to the grocery store? We need a gallon of whole milk, If they have cantaloupe, get four.” He brought back four gallons of milk. “You have a good reason, I hope, For buying four gallons of milk.” “Well ya-uh, they had cantaloupe!”