“You have your wedding ring on the wrong finger.†I told her, when I was introduced to Fran. “I know it’s on the wrong fingerâ€, she said, It’s there because I married the wrong man!
Category: Poems for Grownups
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The Wedding Ring
July 31st, 2025 — Married Life, Quickies
Snakes
July 29th, 2025 — General Humor
All snakes are dangerous, They all can cause you pain. So when I scream and yell Don’t view me with disdain. Even dead snakes can hurt I don’t care what they say. I’ve been hurt quite badly Running the other way.
A Surprise For Mother
July 27th, 2025 — Life with Children
Mom’s going to be so happy When she sees what we have done. Cooking’s really not so hard In fact it’s a lot of fun! Daddy’s watching basketball, We asked, “Can we bake a cake?” He told us, “Sure, whatever, Just be quiet, for goodness sake!” Tomorrow is Mother’s birthday, This will be a big […]
Instructor
July 25th, 2025 — General Humor
The plane was there; the engine was running, Just like they said it would be. Taking pictures needed of the forest fire Would now be just up to me. I jumped in the plane and yelled to the pilot, “Get this thing off of the ground!” With a worried look he replied to me, But […]
Omniscience
July 24th, 2025 — Southern Humor
My train had made a stop At this one-horse little town, With at least an hour to kill I thought I’d look around. I asked a local citizen Who was standing there by me, If the town had an attraction Anything that I could see. He said there wasn’t much about But he might have […]

