“You don’t need a parachute to skydive.” That was my good friend’s advice. “Why wear a cumbersome parachute? Unless you plan on jumping twice.”
Category: Poems for Grownups
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Skydiving Advice
July 23rd, 2014 — General Humor, Poems for Children, Quickies
It Must Be All Right
July 21st, 2014 — Life with Children, Poems for Children, Quickies
“Oh, no,” he said to his little girl, “That light was red, and I drove right through!” “Well it must be all right,” she told him, “‘Cause the cop behind us did it too!”
The Wedding Ring
July 8th, 2014 — Married Life, Quickies
“You have your wedding ring on the wrong finger.†I told her, when I was introduced to Fran. “I know it’s on the wrong fingerâ€, she said, It’s there because I married the wrong man!
Mabel’s Jigsaw Puzzle
July 7th, 2014 — Blonde Humor
My ditsy blonde-haired neighbor called, This morning on the telephone; She had bought a jigsaw puzzle That was too hard to do alone. She told me the puzzle pieces Were too irregular and small, She had tried for several hours Before she’d given me a call. I enjoyed jigsaw puzzles So I was glad that […]
My Friend Gregg
July 6th, 2014 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
Gregg and I went hiking, They said, “Watch out for bear!†We were young and foolish, We said we didn’t care. I said, “I brought protection,†I showed him my wife’s gun, He laughed, “That’s not a weapon!†And he started to make fun. That’s when we saw the grizzly, As it turned to head […]