Category: Poems for Grownups

If I meet God, And I will, if he pleases. What do I tell Him, In the event that he sneezes?

The courthouse was empty of all but a few, Who’d come to see how the farmer would do, The truck company’s lawyer was known for his skill, He’d make you look stupid, then go for the kill. He started right off with his usual line, “Now when you got hurt, you said you were fine.” […]

For our twenty fifth anniversary I took my wife to Spain. That I truly love my wife Certainly must be very plain. For our fiftieth anniversary I have plans for doing better. To surprise my lovely wife, I’m going back to Spain to get her. One thing that makes a humorous poem funny is a […]

I noticed them when I walked in; they were sitting in a booth. They seemed a very loving couple, for two so long of tooth. I saw they were a happy pair, they’d talk and then they’d laugh. But when their fries and burger came, the man divided them in half. The man then calmly […]

Gregg and I went hiking, They said, “Watch out for bear!” We were young and foolish, We said we didn’t care. I said, “I brought protection,” I showed him my wife’s gun, He laughed, “That’s not a weapon!” And he started to make fun. That’s when we saw the grizzly, As it turned to head […]