Statistics show that short folks
Hardly ever bump their heads
And short people fit nicely
On the shortest hotel beds.

They can swim in kiddy pools
And clothes are somewhat cheaper.
Their caskets are a bargain
When they go to meet the reaper.

If they get caught in the rain,
They’re the last ones to get wet.
The last to see the sun rise
And the first to see it set.

One problem that short men have,
‘Cause it isn’t nice to stare,
Are those little miniskirts
That all the women wear!