Little Johnny hated To go to bed at night, So he would always fuss And put up quite a fight. Tonight Mama’s patience Was really wearing thin. She said, “I will spank you If you yell ‘Mom’ again!” Little Jonny needing Hardly no time to think. Yelled, “OK, Mrs. Jones, Would you bring me a […]
Category: Poems for Grownups
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Mrs. Jones
March 1st, 2005 — Life with Children
It’s Written In My Heart
March 1st, 2005 — On a Serious Note
You know that I have loved you And I’ve loved you from the start. When I forget to tell you, It’s still written in my heart. Now as I look back and see, Just how long that it has been. I know if I’d just met you, That I’d fall for you again.
Three Deaf Men
March 1st, 2005 — Growing Older
Three deaf old friends were walking One said, “It’s windy, isn’t it?” Another said, “No it’s Thursday, Although it’s easy to forget.” The third said, “Well, I’m thirsty too. And if we weren’t all so flat broke We could walk down to the drugstore And buy us each a great big coke.”
Family Ties
February 1st, 2005 — Married Life
She is so lovely My ex-fiancée We were to marry In April or May. She met my uncle The one that’s so rich The wedding is off Because of one glitch. Though I still love her I know that I can’t Marry my dream girl Since she’s now my aunt!
A Word of Thanks From God
January 1st, 2005 — General Humor
They all hated the professor But he had never seemed to care. He always liked to give exams But seldom gave time to prepare. He watched the class with hidden glee As they all struggled with his test. He liked to give them challenges But this exam had been his best. When all the tests […]
