Category: Poems for Grownups

Well, why didn’t she go? The light had just turned green. She was the dumbest broad That he had ever seen! He honked and then he cursed. He rolled his window down, And made a vulgar sign. “The stupid lady clown!” Then a cop stopped in back And told him to get out. He asked, […]

He had preached his usual sermon That the parishioners knew so well. Not much time spent on Heaven And too much spent on Hell. After service everyone Liked to visit in the hall. It was there that little Freddy, Saw some plaques up on the wall. The pastor noticing his interest Ran his hand through […]

My house is not the cleanest place But it’s where all my children live. I sacrifice a spotless home For all the love and care I give. Mom brags about my sister’s house, That you can eat right off her floor. On mine one finds a lot to eat, Dropped there a day or two […]

The voice on the phone was shaky, It resounded with dread and fear. “My hunting buddy’s dead!” he yelled, “We just came out to hunt some deer!” I tried to calm the caller down, “There’s an ambulance on the way. Just calm down until it gets there, Try to listen to what I say. Before […]

“I pooped in my potty!” She was so very proud. At the top of her voice Lotty yelled it out loud. Her mother came running Just to look at her work. Lotty stood by her pot With an I-did-it smirk. Now Mommy had promised A new toy to Lotty The first time that she put […]