Category: Hospital Humor

He was making his first visit, Though she had been there quite a while. He thought of her mindless chatter And of her toothless gummy smile. The nurse told him that he should wait, That she was ready to come back. Her hospital room was cheery And was much neater then her shack. As senior […]

My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!

He’s careful of the things he does And of the things he eats for food. Just when you think he’s quite a sage He goes and gets himself tattooed! He doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t drink, Such habits he has soundly booed. Just as you think he’s one smart guy He goes and gets himself tattooed. […]

“The procedure’s an easy one, And you will do quite well”, she said. The nurse was speaking quietly While standing there beside my bed. “I know that this will be your first And this procedure isn’t fun, You know you’ll be a better man Once this operation has been done.” Had she addressed those words […]

A man must have invented it, That diabolical machine. The cold unfeeling mammogram Made to mutilate and demean. Would men be so smug and happy If they too had to stuff and cram Their most sensitive tender parts In a woman invented man-o-gram?