Category: Growing Older

When I was young my father said, “Always respect your elders, Son.” It’s difficult because of late, I have a hard time finding one!

With age a constant reminder, Poor eyesight and glasses a must; They came through the mail just today… My heavens! Just look at the dust! My glasses must be the problem, I’ve not seen that much dust before. So now I’ll take off my glasses Before I come in the front door!

Just a line to say I love you, and that I think you’re great. Last month you had a birthday, and I know this card is late. I know you probably think that I’m among the dead, But I’m just getting old and mixed up in the head. I went to church last Tuesday, I […]

An old fisherman and his dog Came upon an unusual sight. A talking frog had caught its leg, And was screaming with all its might. “Help me loose,” the little frog cried, “And I will bring joy into your life.” The old man pried the stuck frog loose, Using his sharp fish cleaning knife. The […]

My Granny and Gramps are retarded; They live in a retarded park. They ride everywhere in golf carts, And play bingo at night after dark. There’re lots of retardeds that live there, In tin houses that sit on wheels. They think being retarded is neat; They play dominoes and croquet for thrills. They have a […]