Granny and Gramps are Retarded

My Granny and Gramps are retarded;
They live in a retarded park.
They ride everywhere in golf carts,
And play bingo at night after dark.

There’re lots of retardeds that live there,
In tin houses that sit on wheels.
They think being retarded is neat;
They play dominoes and croquet for thrills.

They have a big pool that they stand in.
They don’t swim; they just jump up and down.
A man at the gate gives permission
When they want to drive into town.

My dad says it is like living
In some kind of big fancy zoo,
But I heard him tell my mother
He can’t wait ’til they’re retarded too!


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