Category: General Humor

An old man saw a small boy Looking at a poor dead cat. It had just been run over And now it was very flat. He felt sorry for the boy, A lad of six or seven, He said, “Just remember son, Your cat’s with God in Heaven.” The Boy said sarcastically, “Gramps, don’t try […]

The great wall that divides Heaven from the Devil’s Hell Was in need of much repair, as any soul could tell. Fumes of molten sulfur had been seeping through each crack So God approached the Devil, at first with godly tact. “Our wall’s gotten shabby, bits and pieces lie about. And if we don’t fix […]

While Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Were camping out one summer night, Sherlock awakened old Doc Watson To a most unusual sight. “Look at the stars”, he said to Watson, “Can you tell me your deduction?” ‘Cause Sherlock liked to ask a question To be used as an instruction. Dr. Watson said he saw the […]

Yesterday I met a man, While I was going for a walk. He had bananas in his ears So I stopped to have a talk. “You have bananas in your ears. Is it for some kind of dare? Or have you just forgotten That you stuck bananas there?” This, to me, was very weird And […]

Friends said I should exercise And get rid of ugly pounds. I have lumps where none should be, I need to unround some rounds. So I bought a nice outfit And bought a jazzercise tape. “Two hours a day,” it said, I’d be in the best of shape. But it seems that ten minutes Was […]