Category: Church Humor

The little boy in church, Ever wonder why he’s cranky? His mom’s just cleaned his face, With spit on a dirty hanky! CRANKY Surely I’m not the only one that remembers those impromptu spit baths to get off that tiny smudge that somehow got overlooked in your Saturday night bath. It was administered with enough […]

He was young and he was strong. He could run the whole day long. With just the strength of arm and leg, He could climb the highest crag. He knew that with his strength alone, He could protect both flesh and bone. So he would climb the highest heights, Just to enjoy the lofty sights. […]

The meeting was important. He had driven twice around. He needed a parking space, There wasn’t one to be found. He began to pray out loud, “Lord, find me a parking space And I’ll give up my drinking, And spend Sundays at your place.” But God wasn’t hearing him, It was just as he had […]

It’s my favorite place to be Where I can hear the Word of God And listen to the preacher tell Where Bible men have lived and trod. To hear about commandments ten And learn by heart the Golden Rule; To sing the songs that I had learned, In younger days, in Sunday school. Old songs […]

The two priests both stood waving their signs. Each sign read, “BEWARE THE END IS NEAR!” Drivers sped by with little notice, Without a sign of concern or fear. Then one priest said to the other one, “They don’t notice even when we shout. Do you think that it would be clearer, If the signs […]