Category: Church Humor

It was Sunday once again And he was still asleep in bed, I had to get him up and dressed And then I had to get him fed. It has always been a struggle To get him up and on his way? Sunday for him has always been, A most terrible trying day. Last night […]

He sat in the confessional; There was someone he’d done harm. He was carrying a young duck That was tucked beneath his arm. He said he had stolen it And would the priest please take it… “Since it is a stolen duck, My wife refused to bake it.” The priest said, “I don’t want it,” […]

They said you’re twice as good as our last priest And now I can see what they mean He took thirty minutes to say nothing You were able to do it in fifteen!

A tiny voice said in her ear, As she started to leave the store; “Stop right there where you are,” it said “And don’t take even one step more!” A pile of bricks came crashing down And landed where she would have been; A wheelbarrow and some other things, Were followed by some rusty tin. […]

She asked that I come visit As she hadn’t long to live. She said she loved our little church. She had some things she’d like to give. She talked of doing a heavenly dance With her departed husband Fred. She knew that he would wait for her These long ten years that he’d been dead. […]