Category: Church Humor

Once upon a time a man, Although you might think it odd, Thought that he was sly enough, To actually outwit God. Now this was the poor man’s plan, How he would go about it. It is said this story’s true, Although I tend to doubt it. He said, “Dear God is it so, With […]

Pastor was coming, Now what should we do? Where did we put it? Not one of us knew. We frantically looked; We searched high and low. It had to be somewhere, Just where did it go? The whole family’s searched. It’s somewhere around. Before he gets here, It’s got to be found. He hasn’t been […]

Somebody stole Baby Jesus From the manger scene on the lawn. The preacher, when he came to church, Was first to find the baby gone. He said, with anger in his voice, That the baby had been taken And that his faith in human kind Was beginning to be shaken. Right after church, still breathing […]

The preacher liked to walk around And talk to those he’d meet in town. When he walked, he’d pick a street, Just to see whom he would meet. He liked to watch the human race, The smiles or frowns on each one’s face. To every one he’d tip his hat. He’d stand all day and […]

Oh, he wanted to go but he didn’t have time. After all, not to go, was it such a crime? His intentions were good, when he promised to go, But at the last minute he would always say, “No”. And God wouldn’t notice, from his lofty perch, If one single person never had time for […]