My neighbor said he found a pig And he didn’t know what to do. I told him that, if it were me, I’d take it to the City Zoo. Last night I saw him once again. The pig was sitting in his truck. I thought the zoo had turned him down And I told him, […]
Category: Poems for Children
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The Pig
February 17th, 2026 — Poems for Children
And Her Cat Too
February 6th, 2026 — Poems for Children
Sister’s cat is a real ratfink No matter what she tries to say, ‘Cause when I make a small mistake The stupid cat gives me away. When I broke Dad’s model airplane And tried to claim that it was her, She ran and jumped up in Dad’s lap And won him over with a purr. […]
Shark
February 5th, 2026 — Poems for Children, Quickies
One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!
Church Foot
February 4th, 2026 — Church Humor, Poems for Children, Quickies
My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.
Luck
January 30th, 2026 — Poems for Children
I found a four leaf clover, It’s a very lucky thing. I spotted it while swinging, In our schoolyard playground swing. I hope that it is lucky Cause I need some luck real soon. Our teacher’s giving us a test, In math this afternoon.

