Category: Poetry

He had a bad day at the shop, It was the worst day of his life. He could hardly wait to get home For some sympathy from his wife. But when he had tried to tell her, That’s when things got a little terse… Because after he untied her She claimed her day had been […]

I read the sign’s warning When I got to the park. “Please, BEWARE OF THE BEARS, Don’t go out after dark.” “The best way to scare bears, We have found never fails, Tourists are all advised To wear little round bells.” I went over and asked The first ranger I found, “So just how can […]

A little snowflake floating down, As it gets closer I can see A piece of nature’s finest art A lovely, lacy, filigree. No two alike, the poets claim, Songs of its beauty have been sung. But this one’s life has been cut short; I caught it on my warm moist tongue.

I’ve found a way to get things done, There is really nothing to it. The only thing you have to do Is forbid your kids to do it!

I like to walk barefoot in mud, I enjoy that squishy feeling! And then I track it in Mom’s house On the walls and floor and ceiling. Mom always knows that it was me But she won’t tell me how she knows. I wonder if it just might be, Her other kids don’t have twelve […]