Category: Poetry

It wasn’t even a one-horse town, This place they called New Scenery. It had a pharmacy, a dry goods store, A barbershop and a beanery. They all belonged to old Doc Laughlin, Located in his front room. He’d keep your horse in a stall out back And for a quarter, would give it a groom. […]

While walking in the neighborhood On her usual evening stroll… Mrs. Jones saw little Bobby Covering up a great big hole. “What are you doing?” She asked him, “I bet you’re burying treasure.” Little Bobby just shook his head, Packing dirt with boyish pleasure. “It’s just a rat grave,” Bobby said, “I just now saw […]

I was sitting at a light Feeling kind of bored, When a guy drove up beside me In a plain old common Ford. Now a Ford just isn’t one Of my favorite cars of choice. I was waiting for the light Sitting there in my Rolls Royce. Then the guy who owned the Ford Began […]

Consider the kiwi, With looks so absurd. But one must admit That she’s quite a bird. With feathers like hair, No wings for a flight; A beak that has whiskers! She’s quite a strange sight. The egg that she lays, Is so big, you might ask… Just how could she ever Accomplish the task. Then […]

A poodle went into the woods. Just why he went there, I don’t know, Because for a little poodle That is a stupid place to go. As he was strolling down a path, And feeling very much alone, He came upon a skeleton That had a very tasty bone. As he was chewing on the […]