Category: Poetry

If I meet God, And I will, if he pleases. What do I tell Him, In the event that he sneezes?

There once was a man from St. Joe Who liked to go out in the snow. One day he went out With whiskey and stout And now has a tag on his toe.

My new brother is part animal And Mother thinks that I don’t know. She said he’s wrinkly as a pup And just as pink as a flamingo. She told my Grandma on the phone As if she thought that it was neat, About his little sweet deer face And that she loves his cute bear […]

My wife complains, the way I dress, Of mismatched socks and other stuff. But who can tell my socks don’t match? Not when my pants are long enough. She told me, my shoes were dirty And said that I never clean them. But then she asked how long it’d been Since the last time that […]

Mommy said I should be careful When I made a face today. ‘Cause if we had a sudden freeze My face could easily stay that way. That’s when Mommy got the giggles, I’m not sure just what about. I looked at Daddy’s face and asked, “Do faces ever thaw back out?”