Category: Poetry

It was past midnight, I was going to bed, When I saw two fellows Breaking into my shed. I locked all my doors And I wished for a gun, But all I could do Was to call nine-one-one. The dispatcher told me, “We have no one near. It will be half an hour So sit […]

He was struggling with an egg; Too much weight for his small legs. “It’s a horsey egg,” he said. I said, “Horses don’t lay eggs.” When I asked him where he got it; He said, “Down at the stable”. I said, “Horses don’t lay eggs. A horse just isn’t able.” He said, “I’ll keep it […]

I wonder, if pigs learned to talk, Would they criticize each other? Would they say, “You’re such a human!” To a sister or a brother? If a mouse owned a computer, Just imagine it if you can, When he moved the little arrow D’you think he’d use a tiny man? If a horse could tell […]

It was his first time on the potty, So it was taking him quite awhile. I watched him as I drank my coffee, What he was doing caused me to smile. He kept bopping himself on the head, So I asked him what that was about. He said, “That’s what Daddy always does When he […]

When Daddy tucks us in at night, He always hugs and kisses us With an itchy scratchy nuzzle That causes us to laugh and fuss. When Mommy tucks us in at night, She always has us kneel and pray, Then gives us each a Mommy kiss And hugs our troubles all away. We wouldn’t trade […]