Category: Poetry

I called my friend Tommy stupid. It was a hurtful thing to do. It’s a bad word to call someone And dummy is a bad word too. So never call someone stupid, It’s just not something you should do. Especially if that someone, Is almost twice as big as you.

“There’s a whole lot of men,” She told her boyfriend Harry, “Who will be miserable On the day that I marry.” “Do you really think so?” Asked her boyfriend Harry. “And just how many men Do you intend to marry?”

Here I am rocking the laundry, And I am thinking that “Maybe, If I am rocking the laundry Then I should look for the baby!”

She was dancing on a manhole cover And I asked what she was doing. Then she looked at me quite coyly And she said that she was twoing. Well, I looked for Candid Camera As she continued with her dance “Two, two, two, two, two”, she chanted. It almost put me in a trance. I […]

Each of the two divorcees Were divorced from the same man. The two of them were fighting As only one man’s ex-wives can. Each of the ex-wives stated That the other’s claim was phony; Just a lame attempt to get Most of the alimony. They had brought their fight to court, Each one wanting all […]