Entries from September 2026 ↓

Statistics show that short folks Hardly ever bump their heads And short people fit nicely On the shortest hotel beds. They can swim in kiddy pools And clothes are somewhat cheaper. Their caskets are a bargain When they go to meet the reaper. If they get caught in the rain, They’re the last ones to […]

Mom said, “Stop that fighting, Brothers should never fight!” Dad said, “Listen to her, ‘Cause moms are always right.” I said, “We aren’t fighting, Can’t you see he’s grinning? Besides, it’s not fighting, As long as I am winning!”

My mother said, If she were me, She wouldn’t play With a bumble bee. But she’s not me, What does she know? It can’t sting me, It’s much too slow. “Don’t make it mad”, My mother said. It chased her out Of the flower bed. It can’t catch me, No way – no sir! I […]

When the purser said this morning That all my passengers changed planes. I knew for sure when that happens That the management complains. Just why my passengers all changed, I simply didn’t have a clue. ‘Cause I’m always very helpful And I make sure my crew is too. Today a blind man came aboard, The […]

The young wife told her husband, As he started out the door, “Honey, you never tell me That you love me anymore!” He said, “When we got married, I am sure I told you so And if it ever changes You will be the first to know!” Teasing your wife about love, He learned is […]