The mailman said he caught a catfish That weighed a hundred and eighty pounds. He bragged about his monster catfish To everyone as he made his rounds. Old Jake told him he caught a catfish That was at least twenty times that big. It had swallowed a fisherman’s boat, His lantern and all his fishing […]
Entries from September 2026 ↓
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Fishermen’s Lies
September 2nd, 2026 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
Let Me Count the Ways
September 1st, 2026 — Married Life
How much do I love you? Let me count the ways. Once I got started, I’ve been counting for days. It’s been quite a task, And if my love lingers, It’ll take me much longer ‘Cause I’ve run out of fingers.

