Entries from July 2026 ↓

The boxer made the front page, Standing by his foxy bride, He was so much too ugly For the woman at his side. My husband said, “Figure it, One of those strange things in life, How the biggest jerk always Gets the most beautiful wife!” Watching my belly-scratching man, Sitting there drinking his beer, I […]

Pat and Mike would sit and rock Cause their time was off the clock. So they talked of mundane things Like breakfast cereal and wedding rings. Pat discussed each ache and pain, While Mike talked about the rain. Their conversations got so droll The three blind mice stayed in their hole. Both were nice and […]

“I’m going to marry John,” she said, “He’s my soulmate, he’s my Honey.” “That’s very nice,” her father said, “But does John have any money?” “Mom said you men were all alike; And what she said, I guess, is true. ‘Cause that’s the first thing John asked me, When we were talking about you.”

My daddy was a famous man, He was famous for his snores. Companies came to test how well They made their soundproof doors. His snores have caused earthquakes to start And caused tectonic plates to drift. And we were sure my Daddy’s snores Had caused the continents to shift. The night he died he snored […]

Have you observed the vulture, just a speck up in the sky? He sails around in circles, waiting for his prey to die. His talons are like knives, his beak a handy shredder. Weapons used to take no life, but only make one deader. He flies with empty stomach, you know he’d like to fill […]