The boxer made the front page,
Standing by his foxy bride,
He was so much too ugly
For the woman at his side.

My husband said, “Figure it,
One of those strange things in life,
How the biggest jerk always
Gets the most beautiful wife!”

Watching my belly-scratching man,
Sitting there drinking his beer,
I told him, “Thank you so much
For the compliment, my dear.”