Her son had been making a fuss And she was carrying him out. The preacher, known to be quite loud, Had just begun to yell and shout. He stopped and called to the woman, Seeing her countenance was grim. “He’s not bothering me, Sister.” She said, “No, you’re bothering him!”
Entries from May 2026 ↓
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Disturbance
May 5th, 2026 — Church Humor
God Bless You
May 4th, 2026 — Church Humor
If I meet God, And I will, if he pleases. What do I tell Him, In the event that he sneezes?
I’m Fine
May 3rd, 2026 — Southern Humor
The courthouse was empty of all but a few, Who’d come to see how the farmer would do, The truck company’s lawyer was known for his skill, He’d make you look stupid, then go for the kill. He started right off with his usual line, “Now when you got hurt, you said you were fine.” […]
My Dessert
May 2nd, 2026 — Poems for Children
My brother says a monster Lives underneath our table, And no one else can see it ‘Cause only he is able. My brother says he’s nice And he never tries to hurt, But he thinks that to be safe He should feed him my dessert.
Anniversary Surprise
May 1st, 2026 — Married Life
For our twenty fifth anniversary I took my wife to Spain. That I truly love my wife Certainly must be very plain. For our fiftieth anniversary I have plans for doing better. To surprise my lovely wife, I’m going back to Spain to get her. One thing that makes a humorous poem funny is a […]
