Entries from October 2025 ↓

She had to walk to school and she didn’t want to go, She wanted to stay home and play out in the snow. It was winter’s coldest day and the walks were slick with ice, She had only fallen once, but she had to get up twice. When she finally got to school, she was […]

When I wake up in the night, I most always want a drink. But parents in their hurry Won’t ever take time to think. They try to give me water From the bathroom sink upstairs. But I want kitchen water, As if anybody cares.

The Bible says to love your neighbors Even if they’re bums. But surely God makes some exceptions If the neighbor’s kid plays drums.

I am tooling down Highway Fifty Enjoying my time all alone. I hate that stupid ringing, It’s my wife on the dern car phone. The way that these nuts are driving She knows it’s dumb to converse. While I was turning the thing on, I just missed hitting a hearse. She thinks that just ’cause […]

A Rabbi, Priest, and  Minister Were discussing Salvation’s plan. They wondered why Salvation Had been offered solely to man. Each friend had his own idea Of just how to gain salvation But all three of them had agreed It should be for all  creation. They decided they’d be the first To teach salvation to a […]