Entries from August 2025 ↓

When God first made man from the dust and the dirt, He made him no partner with whom he could flirt. He made him a garden, with critters and plants, But God saw no need to make Adam pants. He was happy alone, according to story, As he sat about naming the whole inventory. With […]

I asked a kangaroo mother Why she hates a rainy day, She said because her babies Have to stay inside and play.

One bright light up there in the sky Was it Venus or was it Mars? Maybe not a planet at all. Maybe one of the many stars. I asked a tourist standing there, All loaded down with tourist gear. He said, “You best ask someone else Because I’m just a tourist here?”

My computer stopped working And I don’t know what to do! If I call up tech support, Will he send around a crew to help me download bluestacks? He tends to treat us teachers With such total disrespect He’s also quick to question Our computer intellect. One of my brighter students, Computer skills unabashed, Just […]

A rub-a-dub-dub Twelve boys in a tub. Mom stuffed us in here For our weekly scrub. We scrubbed and we washed But have little hope Of getting real clean Someone lost the soap.