Entries from July 2025 ↓

“You have your wedding ring on the wrong finger.” I told her, when I was introduced to Fran. “I know it’s on the wrong finger”, she said, It’s there because I married the wrong man!

I’m going to tell the reason Tall Tony is no longer tall. One day he found a magic hat While he was hunting for his ball. At first he wished for little things And they appeared out of thin air. They piled on top his magic hat And crawled around in Tony’s hair. He wished […]

All snakes are dangerous, They all can cause you pain. So when I scream and yell Don’t view me with disdain. Even dead snakes can hurt I don’t care what they say. I’ve been hurt quite badly Running the other way.

We had a funeral yesterday It was a very sad affair I had three goldfish in a bowl And now there’re only two in there. My Dad said when a goldfish dies Just flush it down the toilet bowl. I tried to but it wouldn’t fit I had to dig a great big hole. Dad […]

Mom’s going to be so happy When she sees what we have done. Cooking’s really not so hard In fact it’s a lot of fun! Daddy’s watching basketball, We asked, “Can we bake a cake?” He told us, “Sure, whatever, Just be quiet, for goodness sake!” Tomorrow is Mother’s birthday, This will be a big […]